Want to Launch Your Offer ASAP— Like Last Week!?
But you have ZERO copy — no sales page, no emails — only a blank page, and simmering frustration.
I wasn’t going to mention this but…
That incredible offer of yours isn’t going to sell itself.
You’re gonna need lots of words — the right words.
And you want to not only make the sale now, but build a long-term relationship with your customers. (So, none of the sleazy, smells like desperation stuff.)
If I know you, the problem is: You’re not a copywriter, and you don’t have time to figure out how to hit all of the conversion sweet spots.
The real cardigan twister is this:
Every day you sit on your offer and don’t launch your sales funnel is another day you don’t profit from it.
Oh, heyyyy, I can help. Want to talk about it?
When we combine your offer with my copy skills…
MAGIC HAPPENS
JESSIE SMASHED HER LAUNCH GOALS
Jessie blasted past her launch goal of 50 students by 5X — ending up with 258 students in her first launch of the course. And that sales page is STILL bringing her revenue.
MY CLIENT GOT 98X ROI
Let me unpack what 98X ROI looks like: My fee for this client’s launch copy was $8,000. The client’s gross revenue was $782,000 for a premium course. (Payment plan payouts included.)
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Copy in a Week might be perfect for you if:
You’re an online course creator, coach, strategist, or service provider with a proven offer you want to scale.
You’re ready to launch your low-ticket offer funnel, and you’re sick of cramming your fresh ideas into a basic template.
You’re a quick-start with lots of ideas and not a lot of time, and you want sales page copy FAST.
You’re 100 percent CLEAR on what you’re selling, who it helps, and how it helps — you only need the sales page copy, so you can launch.
This was just her FIRST launch!
THE PROCESS
Here’s How It Works:
Obsessed with helping my clients get results FASTER
Low-Ticket Offer Funnel
“I didn't really have to do anything except fill out the survey. It was very hands off for me, which is what I wanted. The copy was easy to hand off to my designer and get implemented, and the abandoned cart emails are probably my most favorite. I'm so happy I added those to my project! I'm excited to work together again in the future!”
Stephanie Delussey, The Intentional IEP
Complete Course Sales Funnel
“You helped me get to market months earlier. You did everything! I just copied and pasted. Do you know how little energy that took? I was able to only focus on the launch because I had all these assets ready to go. And now I have these assets I can use over and over again.”
Darcie Milfeld, Financial Wellness Coach
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO…
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COPY IN A WEEK
CUSTOM CONVERSION COPY FOR YOUR SALES PAGE OR WEBSITE
DELIVERED IN A WEEK
*Limited availability*
HERE’S WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Sales Page or Website Copy
In-depth messaging questionnaire + 30-minute strategy call
Ready-to-roll copy for 1 mid- to long-form sales page, check out page, and thank you page
OR copy for your website: home, about, and services pages
*BONUS*
Post-launch 30-minute follow up call
YOUR INVESTMENT
$2,5 00
due in full upon booking
NEED A FULL SET OF LAUNCH EMAILS TOO?
Let me know.
Meet your speedy conversion copywriter
OH HEY, I’M MELANIE
I’m a conversion copywriter for digital course creators, experts, and service providers, who want to scale from Offer to Empire™.
I've written copy for multi-million-dollar businesses and written 100s of emails and sales pages for online course launches — multiple 5- and 6-figure launches, all the way up to a launch with multiple six figures in total sales.
And I can tell you — not one of these business owners did it all by themselves. They had a team, including me.
If you’re ready to stop DIY’ing it and get your sales page copy DONE, so you can start selling your offer, let’s talk.
Frequently Asked Questions
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No. Unlike other “day rate” offers, you’re not paying for a block of my time. You’ll receive a completed sales page draft as promised — not just what I can get done in X hours.
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No, revisions are not included. It’s important that you know — I’m delivering a polished first draft. No edits will be provided.
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I'll write copy for a mid- to long-form sales page, but it won't be 10K words. More like the 2,000 to 3,000 word range.
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I don’t do design — copy only. But I can refer you to someone who can help with that. (Let me know if you’re interested when you book your day.)
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As with any other copywriting project, there are no refunds.
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Friend, no. Real talk: I cannot guarantee you a certain ROI, conversion rate, or revenue number. There are MANY factors that contribute to the success of a launch or evergreen funnel. The copy is just one.
But I can “promise” you this: Launching your offer is an iterative process. You should be launching, learning, and optimizing repeatedly — even an evergreen funnel is NOT static. It’s not a one-time-never-look-at-it-again thing.